Dear Barbri Prep,
As finals approach, I wanted to write a quick note (as I procrastinate for finals) about the services you provide and how they have helped me throughout my first year in law school. While I am still prone to heart palpitations when the professor looks for a student to call upon, I am the basest level of prepared for any ridiculous question they might have due to those wonderful videos you have on your site. It brings me immense joy when I am able to adequately answer a question that some other idiot student in the class was asked, but was unable to answer. The extra five minutes I save from reading your outlines and watching your videos allows me to have the mental breakdown I deserve. That being said, I understand that your company forsaking me in my time of need is a definite foreseeable risk. Please be aware of your duty of care to me, as breaching this duty of care in the next two weeks constitutes adequate provocation. All I want is an estoppel from failure, and a good night’s sleep.
Have the best day legally allowed,
Shelby
PS- betraying the relationship of trust that we have makes you a fidouche. Remember that.
